It turns out I am not the graphic artist bad-ass I thought I were. Talent, it is out there, and READILY available for the low, low price of $299. Now I have TONS of designs coming in (my original has been relegated to my false cover page) and I need YOUR HELP choosing one before the contest ends.
Go here, at 99Designs, and vote NOW for your favorite cover. I’m judging primarily on the front cover, but have asked for a book spine and back cover as well.
The Improbable Author 
I’d go with #78 if you decide to take this route. What can I say, I like the pic of a big weapon in the hands of a pretty woman.